When Pollen Attacks

So, sometimes I'm just going to whine, bond-inducing or not. Today I woke up with the mother-fucker of all hay fever attacks. Forget allergies that a flower-toting, sexy-Antonio voiced bee can cure. My face looks like Michael Jackson's in the long version Thriller video when he starts to turn into a werewolf  (iyo requisite "vs face now" pot shot if you must). Lumps of flesh roiling obscenely, except red and crusty too! And it's from the pollen in the air touching my skin. Good god, nobody put a pea under my mattress. On the up-side...Vicodin is good for allergies, right?